Did i have the right to punch him in the balls? haha?:]?

I don't know if one ever really has the "right" to punch a fellar in the nads. But You were definitely justified in the act, I'm sure it was hilarious(you totally shoulda gotta pic or two of him cringing like a little ***** to post on here lol!). And I know whatcha mean, a lot of dudes seem to be into "trading down" lately.